For all of those ladies who desire to continue their lives with their exes 8,000 miles away by tagging them in Facebook posts, please get the fuck over yourselves. You are gone. His meat thermometer is no longer measuring the temperatures of your moist, frothing spam sammich. Shut the fuck up and edit your grammar, please. You are in graduate school; get your* life together.
Just had to get that out of my system.
But seriously, if there are graduate students who don't understand basic grammar, for fuck's sake turn in your applications because you absolutely do not deserve to be admitted to whatever program had the audacity to think you are worthy of pursuing a tertiary (undergraduate is secondary education) degree there.
1. You're = you are. Your = possessive. Used in a sentence: Your ex doesn't give a rat's ass if you're thinking about that time in Florida, or Myrtle, or wherever.
2. There, they're, and their. Used in some sentences: There is a group of women. They're wishing you would choke on your own vomit (see lesson 1 for clarification). Their day is made better with every sip of their gin and tonic.
3. It's and Its. Used in some sentences: It's a wonderful day for the friendly neighborhood twat. Its belly is looking particularly swollen from all that semen it swallowed last night.
English, motha fucka DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Wine does magical things to the body. It's the social lubricant, according to Professor Boyer. No joke, it's in his book, Drink This Now.
~M
PS - I am absolutely excited for The Hunger Games being made into a movie.
* no excuse for the initial posting. >.<
