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I decided to write a short, incomplete list of the people that I would not say no to having an hour, or eight, of pleasantries with them. Pleasantries means...sex
ANYWAY, here we go.
- That guy from White Collar, aka Matt Bomer
- Andy Whitfield
- Danny Coale
- James and Oliver Phelps at the same time
- Sean Patrick Flanery
- Matt Damon
- The delicious piece of chocolate that is The Old Spice Guy, even though I not-so-secretly think black guy's junk looks fake (it's SO SHINY)
- Sean Biggerstaff (ironic name)
- Pierce Brosnan
- Silas from Weeds. Uncle Andy if he got me incredibly incapacitated with his romanticism
- Josh Groban only after he sang to me in French, because French is the language of sex. Italian is tied for second place with Spanish
- Deryck Whibley from Sum 41. Need I say more?
- Hugh Jackman
- Hugh Dancy
- James Marsden
- Katy Perry. Russel Brand can watch and only hop in after 30 minutes.
- Stephen Colbert
- Neil Patrick Harris, regardless of him being gay with a married partner and a daddy. He's fucking awesome.
- ANY of the US Navy Blue Angels
- Nigel Barker
- Gordon Ramsay, only after he made a beef wellington for me and screamed in that delightful Scottish accent at a bunch of ignorant bitches
- Ryan Lochte, whom I have met and have a signed photo of him. Be jealous
- Raphael Nadal
- Jonathan Rhys Meyers
- Henry Cavill
- Daniel Craig
- Eric Bana
- Kellan Lutz, only after I've tied him up and he promises to not say a goddamn word about Twilight
- Channing Tatum
- Christian Bale
- Tom Wisdom, the young guy in 300
- Jesse Spencer
- Baby seals
- Reality TV marathons, particularly Hell's Kitchen and ANTM
- Private Selection Italian Cafe TIra Misu Ice Cream
- Hokie football
- That first sunburn that totally turns into a tan
- New textbooks
- Kissing
- Jewelry
- Boys making dinner
- Bull and Bones Cheese Fries
- Champagne
- A really long, awesome, slightly sweaty bout of sex. The kind where after several orgasms, you high-five each other and say "SHOWER!!!"
- Husky and Labrador puppies
- Skinny dipping
- Writing checks with fancy pens
- Scaring freshmen by existing and knowing what's up
- New sundresses
- Getting complimented in said sundresses
- Steak, calamari, lobster rolls, crab legs, swordfish, chardonnay, etc.
- Lord of the Rings
- ANYTHING by Kate Spade
- Trashy, smutty romance novels
- Tasty drinks with rum
- Sam Adams Summer Ale
- Glow-in-the-dark ceiling stars
- New pens on fresh new paper
- The roar of an engine, especially from a Corvette or a motorcycle
- That feeling right after you've shaved your legs, aka dolphin skin
XOXO
~M
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