Monday, June 18, 2012

Same Lame Facebook Survey That I Steal From the Bear Jew

I think my supervisor needs to understand that if she doesn't give me something to do, I will just sit at this computer and do random, piddly-ass things.

My current life in 64 questions:

1. What was the highlight of your day?
My day isn't quite over but it will probably be meeting with my new roommates at Starbucks.

2. Who's car were you in last?
Mine, Miss Molly CR-V

3. When is the next time you are going to kiss someone?
July 3rd.  Yay Ph.D!

4. What color shirt are you wearing-?
navy blue cami with a gray cardigan over top of it

5. How long is your hair?
medium-length, or so they say at hair salons.

6. Last movie you watched?
The Swedish version of The Girl who Kicked the Hornet's Nest

7. Last thing you ate?
pasta for lunch

8. Last thing you drank?
coffee *shocker*

9. Where did you sleep last night?
on the sofa bed in my aunt's co-op

trust me, this isn't a super glamorous summer, but I am staying in DC for free because my aunt loves me a lot so it's semi-OK.

10. Are you happy right now?
I'm rather safe and figuring things out so I'd have to say that I'm content.

11. What did you say last?
"Hi, [insert coworker's name]"

12. Where is your phone?
on my desk, to my right, next to an empty coffee mug.

13. What was the last museum you went to?
National Gallery of Art...no wait, the Flag House and Star-Spangled Banner Museum, where the flag that inspired our national anthem was sewn.  Yeah, that flag that flew over Fort McHenry during the Battle of Baltimore in the War of 1812.  Fun fact: the house is smaller than the flag itself.

14. What color are your eyes?
this answer doesn't change.  They are blue.

15. Who came over last?
to the co-op? We didn't have any visitors.

16. Last time you had your heart broken?
long enough to no longer have a need to comment on the event.  I'm better because of it, so thank you to all the mistakes.

17. Who/what do you hate/dislike currently?
Kim Kardashian.  She is the devil.

18. What are you listening to?
the general sounds of computers and office labor

19. If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
A real job, with insurance, tuition reimbursement, and paid time off.

Or a security clearance, whichever.

20. What is the best smell?
I can't decide between New Car, Gasoline, Bath and Body Works, or the Clean Man smell.  By the way, the Clean Man smell is that delicious scent of your lover right out of the shower.  It's perfection.

21. Who is always there when you need someone to talk to?
they know who they are

22. What were you doing at midnight last night?
passing the hell out...which sounds so lame now but it's the truth.

23. Are you left-handed?
still right-handed

24. What's for dinner tonight?
probably an overpriced latte

25. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
glass of Riesling while watching the Blue Angels be epic

26. When Is Your Birthday?
still 08.25.

27. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
Repub

29. Where was the last place you went shopping?
Victoria's Secret.  Semi-annual sale: buying a $60 at 50% off. 

I don't think my breasts have ever looked this good.

30. How do you feel about your hair right now?
it's clean, it's brushed, it's blonde

31. Do you have any expensive jewelry?
yup: old birthday and Christmas presents, class ring, etc.

32. AIM or MSN?
Skype, Facebook Chat, Twitter. 

33. Where does most of your family live?
Texas

34. Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
One little sister, who is turning 18 in August.  What the fuck?

35. Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
Compared to a lot of people on the planet, absolutely.

36. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
Shit, it's 7 AM...how fast can I shower and put on makeup?

37. Do you drink beer?
this is a stupid question.  Of course I do

38. Myspace or Facebook?
Facebook.  Does anyone even use Myspace?

40. What is/was your favorite subject in school?
...I'm not sure how to respond to that, considering that for the rest of my life, I will be taking mostly English classes.

41. What type of boy/girl do you usually fall for?
If my past is anything to go by, an unmotivated jackass.  However, I think things have finally taken a turn for the better...I like guys in grad school, especially for science.

42. Do you have any hidden talents?
they're not hidden

43. Have you ever been in a wedding?
Yes

44. Do you have any children?
Disgusting

45. Did you take a nap today?
no

46. Ever met someone famous?
Frank Beamer, Charles Steger, Dr. Torgersen, Bryan Bratt...I think that's it so far.

47. Do you want to be famous one day?
noteworthy is the term I'd like to use

48. Are you multitasking right now?
If pretending to work counts, then sure

49. Could you handle being in the military?
probably not

50. What is your average cell phone bill?
reasonable

51. Do you believe in Karma?
hahahahahaha oh yes

52. Ever been to Las Vegas?
nope

53. What are you doing today?
"worked," Starbucks date soon, then Gordon Ramsay-watching, then perhaps a chat with PhD, then pass the hell out.

54. Have you ever been gambling?
yup, every year for the Derby

56. Have you been to New York City?
yes

57. Ever been to Disneyland/world?
yes and I have no intention of returning

58. Do you have a favorite cartoon character?
I do

59. Last thing you cooked?
pasta

60. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
anything involving alcohol, text messages, and old boyfriends qualifies as something incredibly stupid.

61. Last time you were sick?
earlier in the month, I got my annual summer sinus infection.  This time, it struck during one of our first meetings as new interns, which fucking sucked.

62. Last person you kissed?
PhD
63. Random fact about you?
I have read the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy and I do not want a mainstream film adaptation made from it.  Look, it's basically porn, right?  Therefore, James Deen should play Grey and Stoya should play Anastasia.  And any thirteen-year-old Tumblr user who disagrees with me should not know who these people are and go play JV sports.

That might have been a rant.

64. Do you think anybody will repost this?
I highly doubt it.

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